RI: Hey maggots. Long time no see, eh?
AS: *waves* Whoo hooo! It's Pikana's last mock exam tomorrow! Then she'll be free!
RI: No, she isn't. She still has WACE exams.
FBR: Pfft! Details! Well, since she can't study for English (it's impossible) she gave us permission to do this instead of being constructive >D
RI: We wanted to have a laugh and show you morons why she wants to rewrite Circo De la Luna: www.fanfiction.net/s/5970614/1…
LL: Wezzz, comment. Laughz at selvezz.... enjoyz!
---------------------- Chapter 1: Welcome to the Circus A red-cloaked man standing not too far away received a raised eyebrow as the cloaked man wiped off crimson blood from the back of his black gloved hand. To the world: the red-cloaked person was once renowned and feared mercenary. However: here, under the pale full moon, he was so much worse.
RI: Why did I used to wear red? Yes, it's more traditional but it's useless for stealth,
SP: I'm just surprised at the grammar... did she really have two Betas look over it? When the striped yellow and red party hat was discarded...
MZ: Did you really used to wear a party hat, Marth?
CM: ... It was just a phase, okay? In all honesty, it was the knife thrower who gave the ringmaster that nickname since he acted like 'he was worth a million diamonds', despite his undying hate for any thing that sparkled. It involved something about his past but no one else in the circus knew about the ringmaster's back-story. Ever since the circus opened, no one seemed to know of the dreaded ringmaster.
KTS: Hate for anything that sparkled... *everyone bursts out laughing*
LP: Oh dear, I hope I'm not classified as no one.
RI: You're not... You know everything about me. Clearly fifteen year old Pikana was a crack head. He also liked keeping track of things like the classes of the circus.
RI: Apparently this isn't obvious enough. You know when I split my Circus into teams? Pikana needs to show that it's to do with this class system. The two clowns had begun putting on their pink and blue striped uniform - but they were not two clowns. The two of them only needed one uniform because there was only one body that was stitched together with so many thick, black stitches they were more thread than flesh, and both heads were attached, side by side, by more black thread at the neck. Where threads met skin, small, intricate flowers were tattooed across their necks.
Everyone: ... GRAMMAR "Lady Peach..." he said bowing to the cloaked woman in almost mock formality. Peach took the folds of her ripped pink dress and her cloak and curtsied back; the same fear instilled in the older woman's movements that Samus possessed around him.
LP: Oh dear... How horribly inaccurate. Ike would never scare me, nor would he be so... Peach was never so willing to dispose of the dark colored garment. Usually, her vanity prevented it.
LP: I'm... vain? Nana and Popo, the twins, were suffering from an unknown disease, but were healed by the old man's quick and odd thinking to meld them into one.
His prized pet in the cage... a teenage boy who was shot several times and, out of Mario's uncanny knack of appearing at the right place and the right time, he was saved. At a price, yes, but the teenager was saved.
LL: I waz beaten! Notz shot! Getz right!
IJNana: It is not completely accurate that statement.
IJPopo: But we did have to deliver the payment.
IJNana: Suffered for our sin of love.
IJPopo: But were saved by Mario, a being not from above "Good girl..." the ringmaster said to her as he grabbed her black furred hands and looked at her face, seeing various resemblances to the Pokemon Lucario, "now tell me what happened that has you so worked up" His free hand moved towards the pink dress that hid her chunky blue thighs and he moved towards her pointed blue ears. "Tell me now..." was his final whisper.
AS: ... It's like that horrible anime with Dan Green in it
KTS: The Hentai one where the guy fucks his mother...
RI and LP: .................
SP: *Coughs* Well then... That was chapter one!
MZ: Oh Din, all of you were appalling! Even more so than usual!
KTS: Something I don't wanna see again...
RI: Worse part is that Pikana wants to finish the story before she rewrites shit... so we're going to have to endure with THAT first chapter to lure readers in.
LL: Whyzz bother? No one readzzz anyway *purrs*
RI: Bah. I'm bored. Going to Goody's. See ya bitches. *leaves*
Circus *Hangs around and is bored*
FBR: YO! You out there in front of the computer! Say 'hi' to us already!